May 2011
4 posts
Today I got in a fight with an 84 year old lady...
Beatrix: *tapping spoon on cup and singing* monkeys everywhere, monkeys everywhere.
Old Lady: What rude children. No manners.
Kelly: (to Gram) I'm ignoring that.
Gram: What?
Old Lady: (louder) What rude children. NO MANNERS.
Kelly: Bea, can you stop for a minute, you're bugging someone.
Beatrix: (stops)
Kelly: (turns around) She's TWO.
Old Lady: *shaking her head*
Kelly: SHE'S TWO.
Old Lady: *shaking her head*
Kelly: *nods her head*
Old Lady: My children never did that.
Kelly: You look like you might have a bad memory.
The Goo Goo Dolls VS. Goo Goo Doll PART I
And I’d give up forever to touch you ‘cause I know that you feel me somehow
It was morning in Buffalo, New York. The Goo Goo Dolls were about to run through another exhausting band practice in the garage of the group’s bassist, Robby Takac. No one was looking forward to the proceedings. It was hot, and yet the pitcher of lemonade prepared for them by Robby’s mother sat...
